trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.

Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.

by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025

Trombone

A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.

The trombone is awesome!

by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021

Skeleton Trombone

A "Skeleton Trombone" is when a Skeleton plays a trombone but its not like a "Skeleton Trumpet".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trombone"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 10, 2023

Tromboner

A male trombonist who often times is getting layed left right and center

These guys are usually the strongest players in the band.

Wow Phill is such a tromboner he gets layed all the time

by You got nothing boi July 10, 2018

rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.

I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.

by ShadowChix March 8, 2017

Trombone

A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.

This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it

by PoolOfAwesome October 15, 2017

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.

"hey, I heard Edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020