Playing the trombone 

Blow job

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."

Playing the trombone by WitchMD November 10, 2024

The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

You cover yourself in shit and done a line of ketamine off of someone’s dirty scrotum

Bred and mark engaged in The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone by Jenmim24 November 17, 2025

Thromboner 

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.

Thromboner by Dednor May 9, 2018

tromboned 

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

tromboned by goose616 September 30, 2012

Trombolese 

A state of spiritual fulfilment and enlightenment, freed from material desires.

"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese

My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"

"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"

Trombolese by Holographic Hieroglyph June 8, 2021

Trombond

The act of ricocheting semen off a wall and into someone's mouth. Particularly effective on your mother.

Dude, your mum, Rhonda, just got trombonded off the dining room wall!

Trombond by i3umfunk July 11, 2010

trombolee 

A green plastic glass/bottle collection carrier used in most UK bars. Ideal for collecting glasses from outside tables, more sturdy than a tray.

Go and get the Trombolee and collect some empties

My lover's got no money, he's got his Trombolee

trombolee by lix835 September 25, 2009