P-Town Handshake

The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.

Damn that dude is fuckin' sexy. If I met him, I'd introduce myself with a firm P-Town Handshake.

P-Town Handshake by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010

cross-town pounding

To gather yourself, your significant other, and three additional couples in a van and drive around town stopping at four random locations for sex. At the first stop, everybody gets out of the van and has sex somewhere at the destination with their own partner. At each of the three additional stops, everybody swaps partners with a different couple. By the end of the night, everybody will have had sex with four different people in four different places.

Lee: "My girl is really hot, but I wanna fuck your fiancee and those two other chicks, too."
Andrew: "Sounds good to me. Let's go cross-town pounding!"

cross-town pounding by atrain007 October 15, 2012

tequila town 

Noun. State of mind obtained by consuming multiple shots of tequila. You'll know you've arrived when you start to involuntarily grito & dance cumbia.

Chica Mala#1: Girl, you going to Peligrosa este noche?

Chica Mala#2: "Porsupuesto! We going to Tequila Town tonight!"

tequila town by ChicasMalas November 22, 2014

The Tony Danza Trio 

A delicious trio of food served at parties that exclusively includes Pizza, Chili, and Sausage Cheese Dip.

I really hope they serve The Tony Danza Trio at this party.

The Tony Danza Trio by Specialk13 January 1, 2015

old town san diego 

The Most ghetto tourist attraction ever, take your kids to see the 15+ strip clubs and the graffitied and burn down RVs, the people are druggies with babies.

Parent: Hey Kid wanna go to old town san diego
kid: Sure
*arrives at old town*
Kid: Daddy what is a hoe?
Parent: Where did hear that?
Kid: That purple guy over there
*points at a pimp*

old town san diego by JarrodR2001 November 10, 2015

old town florida 

Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.

Hey, wanna smoke meth?

Yes! I can take you to Old Town florida.

old town florida by A stranger December 20, 2016

stink town 

a governed municipality that is odorous

Whilst leaving Springfield, one might say "So long stink town"

stink town by bradcwell December 15, 2017