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douche towel

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.
"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?
by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009
mugGet the douche towelmug.

towel head

A pejorative and derogatory term for an Arabic or Indian person, or a person from a culture that wears turbans.
Oh no, there is a towel head on the airplane. Well, it was nice knowing you...
by flux blocker January 14, 2019
mugGet the towel headmug.

Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011
mugGet the Taint Towelmug.

towel head

an arab that wears a religious towel over his head and using this term might upset the person u directed the phrase to because it is obligatory in the islamic religion to wear that towel.
did u c that towel head walking in the street?
by kk G February 14, 2007
mugGet the towel headmug.

towel head

An offensive word used to describe Muslim women who practice wearing a headscarf, also known as Hijab.
They insulted the Muslim girl by calling her a towel head because of the scarf she was wearing on her head.
by Deekou September 12, 2016
mugGet the towel headmug.

douche-towel

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy
WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole
mugGet the douche-towelmug.

cherry towel

An insult, much similar to the term "douche" or "douche bag"

Refers to the towel a female uses to wipe semen of her face/body.
Dude, that guy just flipped me off! Fuckin cherry towel...
by Anonymous Hero Dude May 31, 2010
mugGet the cherry towelmug.

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