A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
by Wolfgang7990 February 15, 2011
by mongloid sterngth June 05, 2009
yo dude, i'm goin' to the gym. you got a throw towel i can borrow?
or
i prefer to wipe up my semen with a throw towel.
or
i prefer to wipe up my semen with a throw towel.
by rabbirobbie April 14, 2011
an arab that wears a religious towel over his head and using this term might upset the person u directed the phrase to because it is obligatory in the islamic religion to wear that towel.
did u c that towel head walking in the street?
by kk G February 12, 2007
An offensive word used to describe Muslim women who practice wearing a headscarf, also known as Hijab.
They insulted the Muslim girl by calling her a towel head because of the scarf she was wearing on her head.
by Deekou February 16, 2016
by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 06, 2009
An insult, much similar to the term "douche" or "douche bag"
Refers to the towel a female uses to wipe semen of her face/body.
Refers to the towel a female uses to wipe semen of her face/body.
by Anonymous Hero Dude May 31, 2010