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toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.
"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."
by internal October 18, 2006
mugGet the toilet ravemug.

Sweaty Toilet

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."
by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010
mugGet the Sweaty Toiletmug.

skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.
Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023
mugGet the skibiti toiletmug.

handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.
Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.
by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018
mugGet the handcuffed to the toiletmug.

Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.
Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!
by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Shelfmug.

toilet yodel

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel
After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.
by Schlager February 6, 2008
mugGet the toilet yodelmug.

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl
friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014
mugGet the Toilet Dickmug.

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