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toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.
"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."
by internal October 18, 2006
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Hiroshima the toilet

When you take an absolute gargantuan steamy hot watery shit (hopefully in a toilet), that typically is caused after eating Taco Bell, (and other Mexican food), this shit will be a traumatizing memory that you will live with forever.

It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.

When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.
Guy 1: Oh shit I think I have to go Hiroshima the toilet!

Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.

Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.
by KyrenShat March 14, 2022
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Sweaty Toilet

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."
by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010
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Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl
friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."
by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014
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toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.
How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.
by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018
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Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.
Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!
by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016
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toilet yodel

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel
After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.
by Schlager February 6, 2008
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