Friend

“People who want to annoy each other so much the other people want to kill them but don’t”😂

I really like my friend but sometimes i want to kill her in a good way lol.

by TrUeFrIeNdS January 20, 2020

Friends

Are they really your friends or just a bunch mother fuckers in a group trying to make u do anything they want

Noah :Hey jack these are my friends
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future

by LS4X May 30, 2020

friends

trustworthy people

I have lots of friends.

by theroadmaninmysnap June 10, 2020

friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friend

A mystical creature most men have never met

jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no

by Krakendakon September 27, 2020

Friends

Something you dont have

Me: hey guess what you and me don’t have
You: what?
Me: friends

by HowManyFuckingHandlesBeUsed October 14, 2020

Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022