ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up

.

Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up. Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it uuuuuuuuuuupp ooooooooohhh

by Naufalicious December 2, 2024

Don't record people without their consent

"Don't try to catch me molesting the retards!" ~ Kendra McKeefry (retard molester)

Hym "Sorry, what's that Matt? I couldn't hear you. Did you say something about how the guy who pretends to be me leaked a bunch of revenge porn and how you only care because it's happening to these YouTube girls? THIS IS WHY the thing I said. The thing I said was supposed to prevent shit like THAT from happening. But for that to work YOU... Have to not be a fucking retard. And even now you're trying to broaden it into do some general rule that is completely divorced from reality. Don't record people without their consent or don't distrubute porn without the permission of the people is besides the point. He wouldn't have be able to do that without your veil of silence. It wouldn't have been an issue. What she needs to do is sue destiny AND YouTube. They need to ban his ass and the assessment of everyone who knew about him INCLUDING YOU. And then they need to send me a formal apology and some asmr girls. And I will even help YouTube do it. I'll write them a complete list. You cocksuckers need to be reminded that you are ENTERTAINMENT and you are not shit beyond that. You ENTERTAINMENT. Me creator of AI."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

People Who Call Fictional Characters Their Wife or Husband

Now these are the kinds of people you see all the time on the interweb! Commonly, when someone reaches a certain level of obsession for said character, they might start referring to them as their "wife" or "husband". Or, well, "malewife". Or.. god forbid... "waifu"...

This is pretty common in the yumeship (another word for people who ship themselves with a character) community, but sometimes these people can be a bit.. strange.

Now no hate to them of course, but they will probably find your IP address if you talk shit about their "wife". They also likely have some sort of shrine or obsessive merch collection of said character, which is totally not creepy or weird in any way. If you see a figure in a jar, don't walk, run.

P1: You're not one of those.. you know, People who call fictional characters their wife or husband, are you?
(Their entire room is covered in merch of said character) P2: What makes you think that?

by starry_horned_freak February 15, 2026

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 5, 2025

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.

by puffpufflp December 14, 2021

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks

When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

by nigga_whipper July 6, 2024