washing room

the best place to cry at 2 am because you hate your self

Friend: Where are you?
Me: in the washing room listening to "slapping songs to fight god to"
Friend: I'll take the liberty of signing you up for theripy

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.

"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen

by colonial crunch December 20, 2010

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I gave my wife a right good Jug Wash last night.

by captain jugwash January 13, 2009

Brand washing

Brand washing occurs when a company gets involved in something "positive" just to be perceived as a good entity di per se.

"Their commitment with the Red Cross is pure brand washing"
"They're supporting the Green Peace summit as a brand wash"

by Dott. M June 12, 2018

squady wash

a quick spray of lynx instead of a proper wash

you ready to go , al just have a quick squady wash

by bigjoe84 October 19, 2009

go wash

a word i heard people say in South Carolina meaning to take a shower or get cleaned up

yall smell that?, somebody need to go wash

by thatkhiddkiri April 26, 2021

Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020