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Swedish Ropes

Another term for a large quantity of ejaculation. Usually occurs when a male has gone quite some time without pleasure. Also very common with males who have large testicles. Supposed to give a visual of the semen tumbling in a violent spinning motion through the air.
"Bro, I was banging this girl last weekend and shot like 9 Swedish Ropes on her back."
by Dr. Weird PhD September 8, 2014
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swedish meatballs

Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy
by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014
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Swedish Firecracker

When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.
Last night Karen gave me a swedish firecracker,it hurt like hell and now I can't sit down.
by Danieltoshhasaids December 29, 2010
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Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet
*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
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swedish taco

A word that sounds kinda sexual but it actually has absolutely nothing to do with sex.
"Guys does Swedish Taco sound like something sexual or is it just me"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"
by WaifuChan February 25, 2018
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swedish princess

1. Anal sex

2. The offer of anal sex for saving the world
by blindog April 1, 2015
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Swedish eBay

noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.
Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"
by DeWolfeman June 29, 2018
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