cleveland steamer

the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
by Nick Nicholson April 21, 2005
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Wisconsin steamer

An act performed when one partner eats a massive amount of Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese (making his/her shit very slippery and light-colored) and takes a huge shit on another partner's chest, then rolling it out flat with an empty beer bottle (sort of like rolling out cookie dough).
Did you give her the ol' Cleveland steamer?

No dude, the Wisconsin steamer. I used a beer bottle instead of my ass.

That's how we do it in Madison!
by wetspot September 03, 2006
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steamer trunk

A small trunk originally designed to fit under the bunk of a steamship cabin.
...your darkest secret safely packed away/ up in my steamer trunk. -Alkaline Trio
by nezwick May 23, 2006
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anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)
Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them
by FIRSTCAVY January 20, 2004
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Mannheim Steamer

the act of pooping on ones chest while playing an, electric organ or piano, or any synthesized instruments, while rolling the feces up and down on the said ones chest.
person 1 "why do I hear mannheim steamroller's christmas special playing upstairs?"

person 2 "Oh, thats just Craig, he likes giving mannheim steamers to people for the holidays"
by malparida November 29, 2010
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Kobold Steamer

A kobold is a common creature, most known from the popular game "World of Warcraft". A kobold steamer is a reference to the furry mane of a kobold combined with a steaming hot deuce. The two combine to form a furry "lubricant" causing pleasure for both the male and the female, making this a very pleasurable maneuver.
Oh man, Ryan! I totally laid a phat Kobold Steamer on some chick's furry mane!
by Ryan L. and Ryan A. March 21, 2007
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