Gold card

Gold cards original definition is a charge card or credit card issued to people with a high credit rating and giving benefits not available with the standard card but in this case it is a person such as a significant other who is in fact "the one"

you are my gold card

by unknown9401 February 15, 2019

bitch card

When your friend is tired of being made fun of, they use the bitch card to get you to stop.

Tony: “Wow you suck at driving”
Sarah: “you can’t say that anymore I used my bitch card”

by Godvibes May 21, 2021

Spare Card

it is said when one person in a conversation sets them self up for a massive joke and another person in the conversation spares their humiliation.

dude1: yo, im really in the mood for some hot dogs
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.

by ABS-OF-STEEL April 21, 2009

Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

wild card

to be able to talk openly about anything.
knowing you can trust that person and they would never use their knowledge against you. ok, they will, jokingly, harshly, but they would not risk losing you. Because they care.

hands over wild card to friend
"Hey, love, you alright? tell me about your kids. hows your relationship with them?"

by Krkič August 6, 2019

batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009