Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.

"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"

by LilChillbil August 11, 2017

Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.

Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.

by Giant Deb January 17, 2024

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Mechanical Pride

Using your less desirable tool or machine for the job, only because of the fact that it's yours.

"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to hit the trails with!" "No way. I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're taking my stock, 94 Geo Tracker!"

by anonymous October 18, 2022

world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

homemade mechanic

Hit shit with wrench

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door

by LordMemion February 7, 2017

cyber mechanic

Some who repairs and improves websites

Dude, your website is crap. You need a cyber mechanic.

by identitycred September 16, 2009