pre match goon

when you goon before sexual intercourse

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue

by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025

Lighting a Match

Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc

Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.

by Trw92a April 23, 2024

William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.

Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.

by ...///.... March 2, 2020

matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.

“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”

by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021

numbers matching

When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.

That is a numbers matching 63 Corvette..

by nine11c2 September 21, 2013

waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.

Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

lowkey matching

When you and your friend never see each other but you are matching on Snapchat or other forms of social media

Woah Brooke and I are such good friends that we are lowkey matching on Snapchat!

by Not Brooke March 9, 2017