Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019

Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.

by blexbharette March 24, 2019

kyle

is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter T and has lots of friends

look at kyle, he's always talking to t______

by babans April 26, 2019

Kyle

A complete dipshit. He is a fuckboy and breaks girls hearts with feeling no remorse. He thinks he is everything but all he is is a steaming pile of cow shit with no heart.

Fuck you Kyle you’re a piece of shit

by XxbitchassxX August 18, 2020

Kyle

The best person you will ever meet, so sweet and so kind everything he does makes you smile, makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before, makes the best boyfriend and you fall in love with him immediately, very cute and is very funny

Girl 1- you have a boyfriend?
Girl 2- yes it’s Kyle he’s fucking amazing

by Simp_1 April 25, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.

dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.

by Bitch I am fabulous December 9, 2019

Kyle

A kid who grew up with a fat dad that drinks too much monster and eats to much monster ham, look it up on google, he likes motocross and dirt bikes. He is very boring and likes to dress as an animal. (A furry)

Your such a Kyle you stupit boi.

by Gekyume's Foreskin NIBBA May 3, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!

Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*

by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019