Eli

Small penis, but thick

Hey, i see you goy Eli; small penis

by ddakkuli89 November 01, 2017

Eli

Eli is a one syllable sun of a bitch that is never right and is made by a sperm donor

Eli fuck off

by Anoooomissssssss July 03, 2019

Braindead Elie

A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.

"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"

"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"

by ElieLover69 January 26, 2022

Morgan Ely

A delicious drink made when you mix 375 ml of a honey flavored whiskey with Splenda sweet tea until it is a total volume of a gallon. This must be mixed in the jug.

Joseph showed up to the party with a Morgan Ely and left with a dime

by SWRX90 November 01, 2011

Eli Goldsworthy

One of the newer characters of "Degrassi: The Next Generation". Elijah (Eli) Goldsworthy, portrayed by Munro Chambers, often wears alot of black clothing, guyliner, and scribbles his nails with black pen in class. Opinionated, voluntarily "different", and always at the ready with a well-crafted snarky comment, Eli is the kind of outsider who can't escape bullies' attention for long. But, if he truly cared what bullies thought, he wouldn't drive a vintage hearse to school every day.

12 year old Degrassi die-hard #1: "Ohmigosh!! Eli Goldsworthy is sooooo hawt!! Don't you think?!"

12 year old Degrassi die-hard #2: "Totally, I wanna butcher Clare that ho-bag!!!"

by yyyyyyyouknow July 30, 2010

Dirty Ely

When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.

I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.

by everyonesgay April 17, 2020

pulling an eli

When you ditch your friends to go and talk to girls.

Example of pulling an Eli

Guy#1 Where did Bob go??
Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
Guy#3 he is pulling an eli

by NotAmmon November 09, 2018