bible fool

A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.

Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.

by myspecialmagic October 18, 2016

CAE Bible

Refers to the Codex Amiatinus in English Bible which recovered, reversed, and correctly translated edits made from the seventh century up to the twentieth century.

The CAE Bible shows that Lucifer was the sun. "How did you fall from heaven (the sky/space), Lucifer (the Sun,) when you arose in the morning? Do you wound the nations when you fall into the earth?"

by EtymologyResearcher February 25, 2023

bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017

Bible talk

A meeting where friends get together and end up talking about everything except the Bible. Parents are relieved bc they are hanging at church, with no idea what they are really talking about.

"Hey, you gonna come and hangout at the Bible Talk?
Sure, let me just tell my folks."

by MMM5711 February 27, 2023

bible trumper

A religious person who blindly follows Donald J Trump without questioning, much the same as a follower of the Bible famously known as a Bible thumper.

“OH the strategic yet scary Soap Opera of the century continues..... He will be miraculously healed by God to reinforce to the religious right bible trumpers that he truly is the chosen one! “

by Randie Blonde October 3, 2020

Bible Bots

No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.

Man, some "Bible Bots" knocked on my door and would not shut up about "Knowing Jesus"!

by SKULLYARD March 8, 2013

Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021