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app hoar

Someone who adds social networking (i.e. Facebook)friends purely to up the anti in an application.

Some applications only allow you to progress if you have enough friends. Friends are then sought just to progress through the game that you might not have added otherwise.

Also see app hoe and app whore

Not to be confused with an iphone application whore who just collects apps !!
She is such an "app hoar", she doesn't like or know half the people in her friend list.
by SmileyDman May 8, 2010
mugGet the app hoarmug.

[APP]roasting

APProasting
using an APP in a
tactful, mean,
or (snarky) way
*which mAy Be
incredibly mean-spirited
in order to poke fun
at someone, tease,
ruthlessly ridicule
trash talk, mock,
and/or even
in an attempt to
manipulate an individual
and/or group of people
Lots of people enjoy
APProasting Donald Trump on Twitter.
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
mugGet the [APP]roastingmug.

Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?

Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.
Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
by iseeu112 February 28, 2024
mugGet the Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?mug.

The Real App

An app full of overweight people and sports betters, where the weight average is at least 1200 lbs!
Australia: time to log my 11hrs daily of The Real App!!
by that boi who can do tangs March 10, 2024
mugGet the The Real Appmug.

chugga chugga app

An application that runs and runs, but never seems to finish what it is supposed to be doing.
John just started the chugga chugga app this morning. If we are lucky, the reports might finish by the end of next week.
by PWDAD. December 15, 2017
mugGet the chugga chugga appmug.
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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App gap

When you download 2 similar Apps and they have conflicting information.
What the hell? One says 3/4 cup and the other says 1 1/2 cups sugar. This lameass app gap is gonna ruin my chocolate bouchons!
by Stonecartier September 2, 2011
mugGet the App gapmug.

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