BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
A thought experiment on the human reaction to being sent each letter of the alphabet individually with or without punctuation
by Wildethoughts October 10, 2021
by The Black Lotus September 15, 2023
by jektiik April 26, 2014
Almost everybody knows the alphabet forward. But do you also know it backward? Not yet? Here is it:
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Hey, do you know the alphabet backward.
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!
by Sett August 14, 2017
The belief made by retards that the alphabet exists in a double form and also does not contain the letter L.
by Uncle Travy Scott December 13, 2020
by Alphabet Pearl March 13, 2016