Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021

zoo

A pejorative for furries. It comes from the word "zoophile" or "zoosadist"

Oh no, there is a zoo convention on my town and i need to move asap

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

zoo wee mama

saying someone is hot or pointing something crazy out. from Diary Of a Wimpy Kid

zoo wee mama she’s pretty!

by salty pomegranate December 9, 2024

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019

Me at the zoo

The first Video ever posted to YouTube recorded at the San Diego zoo, by a channel called Jawed but pronounced “Javed”
Idk why

“What you doing?”
Me: Watching Me at the Zoo

by Footylegend_310 May 1, 2025

zoo pipeline

use of an alaskan pipeline on an animal

When jada ellis used the zoo pipeline on the dog, she was arrested for cruelty to animals.

by jordan657 September 23, 2009