Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

washing room

the best place to cry at 2 am because you hate your self

Friend: Where are you?
Me: in the washing room listening to "slapping songs to fight god to"
Friend: I'll take the liberty of signing you up for theripy

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Brown Washing

The act of urinating in an partners asshole after orgasm , in an attempt to wash away any semen and / or fecal matter.

" Ashley finally let me in the back door last night , quite messy but I gave her a good Brown Washing to clean things up a bit. "

by Johnny Js Brown Bandit February 2, 2023

Tate-washed

when someone becomes so brainwashed by misogyny and toxic masculinity, they start to idolise/ agree wholeheartedly with Andrew Tate

he became so tate-washed after watching those "alpha male" podcasts

by iliketobebasic August 7, 2023

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020