thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018

thick ham

A girls nice ass

That girl has somw thick ham

by 3loh55a May 8, 2017

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Slim Thick

Slimmer girls but considered thick, with her big thighs and slim waist with a fat ass aka Rilee Pasion

Damn rilee Slim Thick I'll hit it all day ever day

by Rocckyyy April 27, 2017

MJ-thick

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness

1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"

by dumbasian January 19, 2010

Thick Cunt

An Alarm and CCTV pretend engineer that can’t wire a plug and also has the name of Ross

Ross is a thick cunt

by Mrng17 October 21, 2018

Thick Nick

When someone was once fat, then lost all the weight, but still act like a fat kid.

Dude, even though you're down to 180, you're still just a Thick Nick.

by The Bob Man April 12, 2009