shields brick

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =

Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.

by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

Personality Shield

When someone takes the part of them that is “oppressed” and use it to get away with being a mean person.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get beaten up?!
Person 2: It’s okay because they are female/gay/trans and the person who got beaten was probably harassing them.
Person 1: That’s such a personality shield.
(This is an over exaggerated example)

by pyro the incubus December 12, 2020

Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.

Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?

by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023

Pork Shield

Another word for a dude’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.

Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.

by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016

Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)

- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

A satirical toast in french-gibberish, when abuser's minions have succeeded a mission of sabotage, or have shielded the abuser from taking responsibility and is given a reward for these actions.

Did you notice how they sabotaged the whole investigation of ethical misconducts to cover up a huge corruption at the very top of the university?
- yeah , totally! Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)
- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

by pisara-meressa April 23, 2023