Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

Your shape up

This is the definition of your far back inside out upside down kfc fried burnt chicken edges and your Ebola shape up

What is wrong with your shape up

by Jolicia:P February 1, 2019

Shape-Bass

Any wonky ass looking bass typically used by butt-rock, nu-metal and jam bands. Usually are incredibly overdesigned to provide balance and playability but somehow never look pleasant. (term used by Pat Finnerty in the post Kravitz-Bowl to describe the bassist of Puddle of Mudd's bass)

"Hey bruh, have you seen my new Warwick?"
"You paid a fucking grand for a shape-bass?!"

by BazookaHorse November 12, 2021

lotta shape

Football: inspirational exclamation used to motivate players warming up.

commonly confused with: lotta shape (to be in a lot of shape during warming up)

Coach Amarillas yelled out "Lotta Shape its a big day for football men. Tonight is time for a lot of shimmershammer to happen" as they warmed up.

by Diction Ary November 1, 2003

The Shape

When someone’s ass is the perfect shape, and looks real nice

“Laura ass looks so good, she’s got The Shape”

by Quantum Joss March 12, 2019

Shape up

to shoot someone

keep playing around and im going to have to give you a shape up

by Johnny Doemon September 23, 2025

Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023