My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.
by Kahuna77 September 4, 2020

Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.
Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.
by fantasydan November 21, 2016

AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips
by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

The flavoured seagull is when you take a woman to the beach for sexual intercourse and you start f#$^$#G her and pull your dick out and dip it in the sand and put it back in.
by Kingcfs November 28, 2023

A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)
"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."
"No thank you"
"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"
"Not interested"
"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"
girl checks phone
"Oh, who's that? Your man"
"Quit being a seagull"
"No thank you"
"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"
"Not interested"
"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"
girl checks phone
"Oh, who's that? Your man"
"Quit being a seagull"
by Xelu February 14, 2015

When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

The Virginia seagulls are a professional college football team in the VFD ( Virginia Football Division ) They have won their Division in 2013, and 2014. Their head coach is Drake Alexander. Est. 1989
by vfd11 April 19, 2018
