by Stone316 October 08, 2009
When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.
So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."
The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
by pwdr March 09, 2010
A sex position in which the female mounts the male and does endless 360s on his penis until she gets so dizzy she falls off. The male then grabs her panties and swings it around his head yelling yeehaw.
by Kevin Ransey October 30, 2020
While having sex tell your partner tell him/her you have AIDS so he/she tries to get you off , but you hold him/her down and try to continue having sex
Guy #1 : I busted a rowdy rodeo and that bitch last night
Guy #2 : How did she react when you told her you had AIDS
Guy #1 :Lets just say she'll never be the same again
Guy #2 : How did she react when you told her you had AIDS
Guy #1 :Lets just say she'll never be the same again
by SixtyPlusNine May 22, 2011
While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.
8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
by DasTesseract January 29, 2016
When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
by Zephyrousx October 02, 2021
Stick your big toe in.... climb on her yell "Regulators! Mount up For Maskwacis Rodeo! smack her as hard as you can and then say in her ear your auntie feels better and hold on.
by Van Hammer December 16, 2019