gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap

flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet

by thheo June 30, 2022

dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.

I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.

by Genwal April 20, 2018

muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

Muppet

1. Puppet characters inc. Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy
2. A friendlier way of calling someone dumb/foolish

“Oi Drew, stop being a muppet”

by }i{ EL April 16, 2022

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Muppet-Helling.

When you are so whiny when it comes to handling being criticized that you think that the person criticizing you is harrassing you and you threaten to take action even though it is an empty threat.

Oh boy, there she goes Muppet-Helling.

by MM132 June 21, 2023

Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024