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muppet

an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit
tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat
by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020
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harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.
by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors
She’s a muppet
by Love_my_words September 17, 2020
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Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.
by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020
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Muppeting

Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.
Sam was muppeting two girls last night like a puppet master, how he do that.
by spoofcake September 17, 2017
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dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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