matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.

I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.

by ennaeed December 25, 2017

William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.

Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.

by ...///.... March 2, 2020

Match Hoe

It's a slang used in th e drug world that defines a chick that will lay down for a 5 dollar match at a game room. Also known as a dope hoe or flat backer or a sack chaser.

A match hoe would say, "Hey I really want to play a match at the game room I'll give it up if U will pay me so I can go play."

by Tressmess July 23, 2022

Match attax

Football cards you can collect, quite fun.

Did you get the new match attax pack?

by plaathe March 26, 2023

Match-laugh

Exhibiting the same level of enthusiasm and volume when engaged in a perceived moment of humor by one member of a conversation

He showed me a picture of Yoda with a grammar book in his lap and burst into obnoxious laughter, I couldn't muster the energy to match-laugh.

by sonicstagecoach January 19, 2018

match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018

Match

To pull up with the same amount of marijuana during a smoke sesh

Hey bro you trying to come over and match , we can smoke our separate joints in the back.

by Isaiah Israeli July 1, 2023