Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant

Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

by Dinneryum March 1, 2023

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom April 26, 2016

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.

"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."

by spookfish May 9, 2021