laundry butter

day old semen encrusted on an article of clothing

my mom cleaned my room and found all of my laundry butter

by ayeaye2222 April 17, 2019

louisiana laundry basket

A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.

“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”

by 360°NoScope April 13, 2020

Farm laundry

White girl country night club

I'm goin to farm laundry

by tinypony August 16, 2020

how to do my laundry

Why would you search this up in here of all places?

"How to do my laundry"

"I dunno, maybe try searching in google instead"

by TheMCveteran February 22, 2025

Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

Dirty Laundry

It's not gay if it's in space.

Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.

"Hey, did you read DIRTY LAUNDRY yet?"
"Yeah, I am so happy now. All my problems are solved."

by Pardon_my_Althean June 26, 2018