Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

laundry rich

when you find money you forgot about in clothing you had washed giving you money to do something.

Dude we’re going bar i just 20 bucks in my pants. I’m laundry rich!

by that good laundry money May 4, 2018

laundry bagging

Initiating a sexual act with the placing of a laundry bag over the upper half of the partner's torso, then tripping them into the bed, onto the floor and drinking 1.6ml GHB.

May engaged in laundry bagging Eerin this weekend and then went into a post-cunniligual GHB and Ambien induced coma for 3 hours.

by Miykul Kowtsowrzscyk February 22, 2019

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

Dirty Laundry

It's not gay if it's in space.

Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.

"Hey, did you read DIRTY LAUNDRY yet?"
"Yeah, I am so happy now. All my problems are solved."

by Pardon_my_Althean June 26, 2018

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Laundry Party

When everyone shows up to your house in their dirty clothes, get naked and drink cocktails while their clothes are in the wash. Leaving clean as a whistle, loose as a thistle.

A laundry party is a fine way to clean your clothes AND get to know your neighbors!

by Definer of Leisure March 17, 2024