Kirking

The act of setting up a table and boldly but calmly talking to people of differing opinions in a polite, respectful way.

For all those interested there will be a kirking in the promenade at 2pm today.

by Techartists September 13, 2025

The Kirk Lean

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.

"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."

by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025

Matt Kirk

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That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022

Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025

Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.

Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain

by The executor January 7, 2014

Kirked

To be publicly executed or assassinated

While walking home the CEO was kirked.

by RedKGB September 10, 2025

Kirked

To advocate for something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune.

Guy: I fell into a hole I dug up

Guy 2: You got Kirked.

by pagR September 11, 2025