Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025

Kirk

"neck", Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

Named after Charlie Kirk, who was famously shot in the neck

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Kirk

A substitute for “neck” (or head) in all ways.

“You Throwing neck” -> “you kirking me?”

Evan: yo Jake, this girl hit me last night asking to go to Applebees, I said “Kirk?”

Jake: exactly, either u giving Kirk or staying home

by Jaydub2119 November 7, 2025

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

kirked

Also known as “to kirk”. (v)To shoot in the neck, derived from Charlie Kirk’s death. To have gotten shot in the neck.

“Aye fuzz, stop playing with me because I really kirk niggas.” “Yeah I kirked his stupid ass last week.” “Oh shit! My nigga got kirked!”

by columbusyn614 October 5, 2025

kirk

Another word for neck (e.g. getting neck)

"So... you gonna throw some Kirk or nah?"

by Hoe Exotic September 19, 2025