field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017

Football Field

An American measurement for everything.

Clitus Mc. Fly: My farm is about the size of 3 football field

by Shmellzy_2 April 15, 2021

field you

The substitution for fuck you in the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club"

Bender yells "Field you" at the teacher in detention

by thebreakfastclub November 3, 2013

bangle field

A place, usually a field, where people are killed.
*bangle (bad, disappointing)
**field (field, land, place)
***Commonly used as a joke in video games, may also be referenced as “The Farm” (more uncommon)

Example Context: John is 75 years old and the life expectancy is 74, John doesn’t understand that life expectancy doesn’t mean age cap

Me: Welp time to send you to the bangle fields!

*more commonly used in games where one of the strats (strategy) is to kill a specific group/individual

by Mr. Stats April 23, 2021

Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.

*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 17, 2018

Donut Field

A wide open space, preferably a snow covered parking lot, where one proceeds to do 360's in their vehicle to create a donut shaped skid mark.

"What's that over there?"
"A donut field! Go! Go! Go!"

by TheVanMans December 14, 2013

Field Yates

The person in the group who will likely be ID'ed for the rest of his life

A - "Hey Jim, we need to go to a different bar."
B - "Why's that?"
C - "The bouncer doesn't believe Dan is of age to drink"
D - "What a Field Yates"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016