bottle me

When your employer does not have a maintained water supply and the office runs out of drinking water and thirst is on the raise; bottle me to hydrated.

I am thirsty please bottle me.
Bottle me few water bottles.

by Bhkool November 5, 2020

trunk bottle

A bottle of liquor that is kept in the trunk of your vehicle in case of drinking emergencies.

Trunk bottle is necessary when drinks are too expensive at a bar you can take shots (or make your current drink stronger) out of the back of your car, and only have to purchase like 1 drink.

by Foxylady April 6, 2014

Tha Bottle

(preferably a Sprite 500ml bottle)
Smoking Implement

Step-by-Step User Guide
1. Burn two holes in the bottle, one shottie and one to hold the Jon Digger.
2. Secure the Jon Digger with Tac Du-Un bleu (Blu-Tac)
3. Blaze that bad boy.

Dya want this one in tha bottle? Quote : Kev & Flynn

by Flynn December 11, 2003

pussy in a bottle

Someone who is whipped by their partner, specifically girlfriend and they are trapped in that relationship

Omg he's such a pussy in a bottle

by Shake that booty July 12, 2016

Bottle Shot

The instance where someone is drinking straight from the bottle, usually alcohol based.

"Dude, I was bottle shotting some Jack Daniels last night, I was f*cked by 8 am."

by lozeyourmind October 21, 2013

Mr. Bottles

A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.

"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"

"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"

by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009

Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.

John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.

by Sen4lifE April 13, 2010