Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya May 13, 2005

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beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

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An annoying show for little kids you can watch on YouTube. It features a blue guy with a beanie with a pompom on it, some glasses guy who… surprise mf! Has never been on a bus before, some Uniqua from backyardigans looking ass, some girl who wears running equipment and rain boots, some guy who thinks he’s so cool because his name is Jack, he wears a baseball cap, and he skateboards (although the only cool jack is laughing jack), and some 3-year-old baby who believes she can visit stars.

Person 1: Beans in The Wall is a stupid baby show!
Person 2: But I like that show.
Person 1: Listen here, Boris. Like it and I’m not your friend anymore.
Person 2: I’ll be good.

by ProudPansexual February 14, 2023

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cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

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Thebean

Noun: A fish. A scaly swimming organism that smells peculiar.

1)He swam like a Thebean.
2)He smelt like a Thebean.
3)I like Thebean and Chips.

by sdgihsdkghdshj May 8, 2005

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Thebean

A stupid fihsy swimming in a sea of stinky fish. He really shud have a shower thinky fish and allow eating so much fish u stupid fish. lol. o yea 3 inch chody. l0l

wats the smell?
its t-bean, cme here little fishy.

by Mr Mystery May 8, 2005

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