Alaskan Tundra

When someone takes a shit on someone else chest then allows the shit to chill and solidify. The person who took said shit then raw dogs said shit on persons chest.

“Lance a lot do you want to come over later and give me an Alaskan tundra?

by Kiki 1446 November 09, 2020

Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.

Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.

by jajathehut November 10, 2011

alaskan creeper

It's when you get ass fucked by surprise

Reilly gave Matt the Alaskan creeper at there sleep over

by Coochy slayer December 01, 2016

Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.

Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.

by •BIGGIE• August 16, 2022

alaskan klondike

putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.

I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight

by Alaskan klondike July 10, 2018

alaskan shotgun

Putting your penis in someone’s nose.

I just gave that thot over there an Alaskan shotgun

by Kenshin301 November 18, 2017

Alaskan Morbus

Alaskan Morbus: a guy that is gay for little anime boys (usually Tanjiro Kamado) and also calls random guys on discord or on other social media platforms “daddy” or ”master”

Guy on discord: “omg daddy david you’re so hot”

David: ”stop being such an Alaskan Morbus”

by UwUeBoy February 21, 2022