Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

by doodie hole June 28, 2018

Jake

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

by manssssss July 14, 2018

Jake

Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3

Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.

by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018

Jake

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.

Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!

by big gay energy July 29, 2018

Jake

a smug little bitch who has rich parents

Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...

by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018

Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't

Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick

by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018