Jake

My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!

Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit

by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019

Jake

An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it

by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018

Jake

Jake is nice

Jake is nice

by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 15, 2018

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018