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ALVIN THAI LIM,

You should get both your BUM CHUMS in check.
MILES MULTANI and ALI, THAI -you didn't train these DING DONG'S well enough that they could pull fast one on those individuals. They both caught on within seconds. The one individual said your NIKKI'S ROAD HOUSE stint was real easy to read and the other individual said the same thing about ROXXAN's and the HOLIDAY INN. The ROXXAN's stint you had a whole team in on it but there is video ๐Ÿ“น footage of MILES MULTANI and ALI running around in the hotel room in their gitch with the strippers etc. MILES MULTANI is wearing Mandy's jean jacket and almost ripped it LOL. It's all on video ๐Ÿ“น .
THAI: " you guys blew the coup, what the FAK"

MILES MILES: " Suck my Dick THAI"

ALI: " I want to SUCK it"

THAI: " How about both you guys play pool in my mouth but no tips should touch"

MILES MULTANI: " I want the

Thai Snow Storm since there is a storm coming this weekend "

THAI : " you got it "
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ALVIN THAI LIM likes thai thai from time to time but perfers a Thai Poon on his days off then he took his boyfriend on a Thai Honeymoon and be careful of THAI's smile because he has a real Thai Smile .
KATRINA MORDY: " hey HANAHA, what do you like about THAI "

HANAHA: " His Thai Smile ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜
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THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
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MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?

RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.

MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.

RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup ๐Ÿœ PHO.

MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?

RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
SILVIA: Thai, wtf are you doing ?

Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.

SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
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So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI ๐Ÿผ : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI ๐Ÿผ : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI ๐Ÿผ

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO ๐Ÿœ SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI ๐Ÿผ with the use of my DICK!

ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES MULTANI I LOVE ๐Ÿ’˜ YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

ALI ๐Ÿผ:.๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ
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THAI aka ALVIN THAI LIM

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š

We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL ๐Ÿ’… SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?

You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ HAIL MARY๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI ๐Ÿผ what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "

21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me

SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?

RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.

SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??

RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.

KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 17, 2025
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Thai or ALvin

THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐Ÿผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐Ÿผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI ๐Ÿผ ?

MILES MULTANI, the ๐Ÿ“น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐Ÿผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ˜‹ over.

The cab ๐Ÿš– was a dead giveaway LOL
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THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐Ÿผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI ๐Ÿผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐Ÿผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐Ÿผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
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