Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

THAI

A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.

Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD 😠 😜

You can find him at the back of the 💅 NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.

He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.

1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice 🧊 cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.

If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.

Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve

TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,

It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON 😋 "

by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025

thai skunk

A type of cannibis hybrid, most derived from the indica strain

Hey, pass that joint, I wanna hit that Thai skunk.

by Slim shady March 5, 2015

Thai Whistle

The penis of a Thai woman

“Bro, I brought her home last night from the club and she whipped out her Thai Whistle”

by Manbananna July 2, 2022

Don't-Thai-to-me

A dismissive or critical expression used to accuse someone of speaking dishonestly, evasively, manipulatively, or in a way perceived as typical of "Thai-style" impoliteness, nationalism, or cultural indirectness. Often implies mistrust or frustration with what is being said.

Look, if you messed up, just say so. Don't-Thai-to-me with all that nice-sounding talk.

by teapot_dev July 28, 2025

Thai sushi

Thigh sushi between girls legs

Wanna go get some thai sushi at your place?

by Chall3ng3r03 October 6, 2021

Thais

A thais is passionate , kind , and full of love. She’ll love you and care for you. And she will always be there when you need her. There will never be a time when you need her and she isn’t there. A thais will put others before her because she thinks that others feelings are more important then hers. She is loyal and will stay by your side. She will never betray you. Love is her strongest feeling. If a thais ever falls in love with you. Don’t take advantage of her for it will be hard for her to detach her heart from the thought of you.a thais will give you love and affection and will always pay attention to you even when she’s at her worst. The people she love become her number 1 priority. She will do anything to see you smile and anything to continue to see you happy. Because that’s all she will care about. She will compliment you and make you feel good about yourself. A thais will work to tend to the feelings of others. A thais is always aware of others and their feelings

I love Thais

by StarryClaw July 6, 2024