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Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?
by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016
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a boston technicality

when one is on the path to spiritual ascension and they accidentally engage in emotionally or physically intimate act (s) thus impeding their spiritual ascent
babe, it was only a boston technicality

what happens in boston, stays in boston, except for a boston technicality that shit stays with you

I was almost a wizard but then I went travelling and encountered a boston technicality
by bostonbaby222 July 13, 2022
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technocandy

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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tecnhicolor yawn

(verb) to boff, vomit, chunder or spew. So named due to its colorful appearance and yawn like facial contortions.
Dave has drunk about 18 pints and was feeling a bit ropey- he has now decided a tecnhicolor yawn is the solution.
by Geordiecunny March 14, 2007
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Technochondria

An excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious technical issue.
Mr. Johnson has a sever case of technochondria. He's always complaining about his internet being slow, even though it's working as well as everyone else's.
by taoistlumberjak April 10, 2007
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techsick

Either a sense of or real illness brought on from being constantly surrounded and inundated with technology. Constant technology is usually from work, but can be home too, and sometimes when traveling, especially for business.
"What'd you do last weekend?"
"I stayed home and slept most of Saturday, and well past noon on Sunday. Later I went to Golden Gate park on Sunday. I just got techsick and had to get outside and away from my laptop and Crackberry."
by CadeRageous! March 11, 2008
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techniverse

An allowable subset of "actual" reality. Operations in the techniverse are intended to be linear. Our actual reality is non-linear
Jacob Bennet's maths won't work because the Cartesian thought used in the techniverse does not suffice to describe the actualizing universe.
by ptboi April 22, 2011
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