smack tart

Smack Tart, often used in online matches against other people who suck at the game and act like a complete retard.

'Shut the hell up, Smack Tart.'

by Christian November 4, 2004

e-tart

Someone, who despite repeat education on technology, are incapable of using it. Thus, Retarding (means to set back) the person even more as new technology comes out. These are the people who should be never allowed to us a computer; for all they will bring is headaches to those around them.
noun/adj. ed,

After repeated failed attempts of teaching John to sync his Ipod to his computer. I did it myself and deemed him e-tarted.

The E-tard in accounting continues to destroy every computer IT sends her. So she now uses pen and paper only.

by MDT Smith January 3, 2009

sunshine tart

the kind of girl that comes out with nothing but a mini skirt and bakini top on at the slightess hint of sun

blimey look at tht sunshine tart, look at the jubblies on tht!

by azzer July 1, 2005

fuck tart

a man or woman who is easy, but sweet

i don't care how many girls hyrum has laid, he's a fuck tart and i want him too.

by malgreed July 13, 2007

Slop-tart

heavy set male generally messy looking, has that dont give a fuck attitude, has weird wide eyed look and works a pepboys

slop-tart... to the parts counter

by class 2011 redneck January 3, 2011

tart stick

Used (by my brother Larry) to denote a tard or lame-o. From the olde English tarte-shctike.

What a fucking tart stick! Interchangeable w/asshole, idiot, et al....

by capt pusnuts October 6, 2003

Sloppy tart

After a one night stand if the women walks out with still wet cum on her clothes in public.

Mother to daughter" See that women over there. Don't be like her. Don't become a sloppy tart"

by Betty Swollocks 69 May 16, 2017