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live target

A person who while out in public begins to cough uncontrollably without covering their mouth and doesn't bother to wash their germ filled hands before touching random store items, shopping cart, and door handle.
" I just saw that fella over yonder spitting cooties all up in his hands and spreading them there germs everywhere."

"Is that right, somebody call the boys and tell em we gots ourselves a Live Target over here"
by Anitta Below March 30, 2020
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clay target

A gay engineer's butthole
Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.
by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018
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Target Practice

The act of DMing an individual romantically despite not seriously considering romantic advances as to strengthen charisma for serious suitors at a later time.
I have not shot my shot with anyone in forever. Ill hit this girl up for target practice to see if I still got it.
by bellantone November 19, 2025
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Hym "The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real. Calling it out the way I did likely has something to do with the drop in the shootings. You might not like it but we all know from experience that once they start doing the weaponized schizophrenia not only do they not have to recognize your rights but also they won't stop until you murder some kids."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
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Target

A store that tranny fags go to. It is their only safe space considering the fact that they can go in any bathroom. Other from that Target is a store with people that are slightly better then Walmart and actually has quality food. But they allow trannies in the same bathroom as your 2 year old daughter.
Mike: Hey my daughter got touched by a tranny in Target

Dad: that tranny was me
by StupidBetaFag December 28, 2017
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Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better
“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude
“Dude that’s sick”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
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That guy from Target

A general reference to any individual within any setting who has earned a reputation for belligerence in public places for no apparent reason.

The remark generally implies a weariness of the situation and identifies that the person making the remark would like to immediately remove his or her self from the circumstance.

The remark does not absolutely pronounce that one has had personal experience with such individual but rather is a subtle way of identifying one's own general weariness about any potential interaction with such 'type'.

The primary difference between a Karen and "That guy from Target" is that a Karen generally has been provoked in some fashion which no one else is can understand and somehow said Karen has determined that 'standing their ground' is demonstratably a sign or act of bravery. This is often perceived by onlookers as some sort of self-empowered policing, whereas "That guy from Target" is more like an unhinged animal, a dog that might become afraid and attack with viscious intent.
"That's that guy from Target - back up slowly and don't make any sudden moves."

"That's the guy from Target and it appears that he is out of pamphlets..."

That guy from Target
by Sir H. C. Notneb June 23, 2021
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