A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024
Get the house tangomug. by rickrocket July 12, 2021
Get the Meatlog tangomug. by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023
Get the Last Tango in Halifaxmug. In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
Get the French Tangomug. Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
by HydraX420 October 24, 2020
Get the Ace Tangomug. "Hey, what were you doing in the shower that took you so long?"
"Oh I was pleasuring myself with some Hot Tango..."
"Oh I was pleasuring myself with some Hot Tango..."
by holladawn May 31, 2019
Get the Hot Tangomug. When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
Get the Office-max Tangomug.