When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.
by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022
When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.
by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021
The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.
by blkbm January 22, 2024
The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.
by Dr.whan February 18, 2018
When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!
Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
by Juan juenimo December 08, 2022
by Wiz El’Tango August 09, 2024
An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.
Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.
Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.
Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.
by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023