swift tease

A Swift tease is when you tease an old java developer that all their server code could be written in swift in half the time

SCRUM Master: Did you Swift tease old Ben about his java code today?
iOS developer: No I'll get right on that boss

by draw87 January 4, 2017

Phil Swift

Phil swift; the most divine being in the universe; as soon as you meet him you will want to smash using a flex seal condom

you are so phil swift

by philswiftlover69kkk January 21, 2019

Taylor Swift

The woman who is worse than my glorious king Kanye

Kanye = 24 Grammys

Taylor Swift = 12 Grammys

I know my goat.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Taylor Swift

god herself who gets a ridiculous amount of hate who shouldnt

“have you heard Taylor Swifts “Closure”? It’s heavenly”

by itrainswhenyourehere April 5, 2021

Taylor Swift

An amazing underrated, most genuine singer. Amazing vocal range and talent. Only a dumbass would not like her.

Taylor Swift is the best singer ever no caps.

by leodecapriofriendsavengercutie December 3, 2020

Taylor Swift

A blonde singer- songwriter who's name was tarnished by the egotistical asshole Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

She has created many hits like "you need to calm down" "Me! " And "look what you made me do"

"Who wrote that beautiful song called lover? "

"Oh you mean Taylor Swift yeah her songs are so good!"

by Paddingtay August 17, 2019

Taylor Swift

❤️The most amazing, beautiful, talented, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious female American singer ever.
❤️Taylor is crowned 'artist of the decade' at the American Music Awards.
Has won 10 Grammy awards till date. (Taylor has won 362 awards in total, till date.)
❤️Has 8 albums namely:- Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now, Red, 1989, Reputation, Lover and Folklore. And all of them are a massive hit.

❤️All of her songs are simply beautiful and appeal to one's emotions.

Taylor Swift is a LEGEND!!

by Blah!!! December 5, 2020