Subway

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"

Federal cop:

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony

by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025

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Another way to say yes

“Did you clean your room?”

“family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom“ (Yes)

by Mixolix_Ellsworth September 8, 2025

Subway Tunneling

When you and your partner put your butt cheeks together and drop a turn into the others butthole

They went a** to a** cause she likes subway tunneling

by Cerberusactual November 19, 2025

Subway chili

A graphic slang term describing the act of having explosive, liquid diarrhea during or immediately following anal sex. The "chili" refers to the brown, soupy consistency of the fecal matter, while the "subway" refers to the "tunnel" (the rectum) from which it originated.

A slang term used to describe a messy situation occurring during or after anal sex.

Undigested corn kernels are often referred to as the "chili's toppings," adding a chunky texture to the "Subway" mess.

"We were trying out pegging for the first time, but we didn't do enough prep and it ended in a bed of Subway Chili. It took us an hour to clean the sheets."

The morning after a casual encounter in the back seat of a car, Gary realized that he had subway chili toppings all over his crotch

by JBKCTC December 17, 2025

subway crash

A party game where two guys touch urethras and cum at the exact same time, and if any cum gets on the floor, the guys have to lick it up.

jorck: hey how was that party last night
blob: cool we played subway crash
jorck: oh word

by branmanfan52 February 3, 2025

subways of your mind

Formerly known as the most mysterious song on the internet, subways of your mind is a song recorded by german rock band Fex. The first attempt to identify the song happened in 2007. The song was recorded from a radio broadcast in 1984, with the master tape for this version still being lost as of now. Despite this, several versions of the song have surfaced following the identification of the song and band.
A demo from 1983
A rehearsal from 1984
The final mix of the song (this was the one broadcast on the radio, the official release is sourced from a copy that the keyboard player had)
A live performance from 1985
An acoustic performance in 2024 (notably broadcast on the same station the song was first recorded from)

Paranoid anyway,
in the subways of your mind

by Bossboy28 February 16, 2025

Subway Station

When an individual or group continuously poop in the same spot without mercy or grace.

The First few weeks on the job was graceful until a subway station hit me of my game.

by GeminiMojoMAC May 23, 2023