Cock Squatting

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.

Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

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Starving Artists

The most bad-ass, sexy A Cappella group at Brandeis/on the planet. No really... they are hot. They drink Peppermint Schnapps like it's their jobs... maybe that's why they're so hungry...

Person 1: "Did you go to the Starving Artists show last night?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah. There were no survivors."

by RINDSAY December 20, 2010

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Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

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Slarting

Sleep farting

I couldn't sleep last night cause my mom kept slarting.

by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

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Starving-mouth hick

A person who prefers a large quantity of low quality food, over a small portion of high quality food.

I don't like having dinner with the neighbors, because those starving-mouth hicks always want to go to buffets.

by Harmon Smoothberger June 11, 2016

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Staring at the sugar bowl

When you stare off into space, in a daze. Like a kid staring at a bowl full of sugar.

Girl: *stares at the wall, in a daze*
Guy: You must be tired, you're staring at the sugar bowl!

by macnoel23 March 23, 2022

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Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009

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