Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.
- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
by RoseTea April 8, 2012
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a male who sells or smokes cannabis
he who deals the weed
the man that makes me high
a male who sells or smokes cannabis
he who deals the weed
the man that makes me high
by Sean Fitzpatrick October 19, 2008
Get the Stoner Steve mug.when your talking to someone and you trail off into a convorsation that has nothing to do with what your talking about.. but then you eventually get back to what you wanted to talk about the first time
dave: yea so i found this tv in the dumpster and then i saw this bum
jesse: it would suck to be a bum, like no money and stuff
dave: no money for weed bro that sucks
jesse: yea tough times.. thats why i need a job
dave: yea im gettin a job this summer, feeding hedgehogs
jesse: oh man i remeber when i was little i was playin sonic and my mom unplugged the tv outta no where
dave: yea that tv i found in the dumpster only comes in black and white
a shortend-simplefied version of a stoner moment..
jesse: it would suck to be a bum, like no money and stuff
dave: no money for weed bro that sucks
jesse: yea tough times.. thats why i need a job
dave: yea im gettin a job this summer, feeding hedgehogs
jesse: oh man i remeber when i was little i was playin sonic and my mom unplugged the tv outta no where
dave: yea that tv i found in the dumpster only comes in black and white
a shortend-simplefied version of a stoner moment..
by dwarfae May 15, 2006
Get the stoner moment mug.A colloquial term referring to a subgenre of movies depicting the use and/or the users of marijuana. Typically, such movies show marijuana use in an undemonized, comic, or even positive fashion, earning them a following as cult films. Marijuana use is one of the main themes, and inspires most of the action.
by Burt Campbell May 29, 2008
Get the stoner comedy mug.1. One who acts slutty whilst under the influence of marijuana.
2. One who will perform sexual acts in exchange for marijuana.
3. One who smokes weed often, and is sexually promiscuous.
2. One who will perform sexual acts in exchange for marijuana.
3. One who smokes weed often, and is sexually promiscuous.
by Evil Bella October 22, 2004
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by Blunt babe April 4, 2009
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Aid for Marijuana smokers.
Aid for Marijuana smokers.
"My eyes are sooo red after smoking that chronic, I have to drive gotta watch out for the 5-0 got any visine?"
"Nah man but tell you what here's some Stoner Shades"
"I got my whole smokers kit ready, bong, lighter, bud, and my stoner shades so I can drive around"
"Nah man but tell you what here's some Stoner Shades"
"I got my whole smokers kit ready, bong, lighter, bud, and my stoner shades so I can drive around"
by loryda89 March 28, 2010
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