stoner bust

getting with women who are plain but game for intimacy

that boy has gone for another stoner bust - the 5 out of 10

by barnes ladz July 10, 2009

Stoner Science

Stoners who engage in various activities and experiments in order to develop new ways, shapes, and forms to get high. In most cases they fail epically and do some borderline stupid shit, because, well, their stoners

Apple bongs, Butter, Edibles, vaporizers and other ingenious devices developed by stoners.

John: Man bruce is such a stoner scientist, hes trying to see if he can make a bong out of a turtle

Bryan: how is that even possible?

John: stoner Science brah

by DigidyDoc June 29, 2010

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010

Stoner Casual

A style of clothing defined as looking entirely unkept and dirty in a non ironic fashion, most often worn by Stoners.

Often can be seen at places such as Burning Man and Bonaroo.

Typically a men's look involving sandals, cut offs, dirty, oversized, or stained items. Bad grooming, farmers tans and beards are also common.

Celebrity sporting this look: "The Dude" From the Big Lebowski.

Antonym: Hipster. Stoner Casual defines those who do not intentionally look ironic or unkept, but those who actually default to this look based on lack of taste, style and cleanliness.

Joe's look at the party was classic stoner casual with his mandals, drug rug, fraying khaki shorts and beard.

by misscynthia September 5, 2010

Stoner Guy

That one weird guy that walks around the city looking like he's stoned all the time.

"Sup?"
"I just saw Stoner Guy again"
"Again?"
"Yeah man, I see him all the time"

by Branop November 10, 2011

stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017

Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009